I am deathly sick (dramatic sweep of wrist across forehead). A simple brush against my neck, glands whatever the hell causes a pain... oh, not worth making friends with! God, I'm delirious.
I'm all alone for a good while anyway, people have things to do. My parents are still away in Spain. Lazy Bastardos!
I really want to go out on either Thursday or Friday though, so I hope I get better. This is rather annoying. Anyway, see the cut for some hilarity. It cheered me up anyway...